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Find Jesus

0 Comments Published by ThinkaGeek on Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at Wednesday, October 05, 2005.

So how Religious Are you anyway? I have read a comic here @ at Greece regarding Jesus life and it was really cool. Actually this version was not permitted for a short time to be published @ local bookstores. Well, this is Greece .

Anyway , if you are a developer and you really want to find jesus just enhance your Perl bin with this script ( u know that i am addicted to XML) .

use XML::Parser;
my $p = new XML::Parser Style => 'stream';
$p->parsefile($ARGV[0]);

sub Text { $J++ if (/Jesus/); }
sub StartTag { $V++ if (/
sub EndTag { } # default is to print, remember
sub EndDocument
{ print "$J of $V verses mention Jesus\n"; }
There are several opinions regarding Jesus and his Life . A new version came up into my mailbox this morning.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
He never got married.
He never held a steady job.
His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
His first name was Jesus.
He was always in trouble with the law.
His mother didn't know who his father was.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
He called everybody brother.
He had no permanent address.
Nobody would hire him.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He invented a new religion.

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK:
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until the age of 33.
He was sure his mother was a virgin.
His mother was sure he was God.
Now there are several links in order to find real Jesus . Just google it and you will find him 4 sure.

Blip!

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